audrey_darko @ 2008-07-16T22:42:00
Title: Things to men
Fandom: Original
Characters: Two friends in the mood for stupid challenges, basically XD!
Party: 1 / 1
Rating: PG
You really are an idiot.
Yes, even if you're my best friend, even if you know for centuries now, and I learned to adapt easily to any sharp edges of your character, I am compelled to admit it ... You are undoubtedly, unquestionably an idiot.
Sure, most of the times are good, dear and kind to everyone you're close, but enough that someone dares to question your ability in any field that now your male instinct predator emerges from the depths of the cave your subconscious and makes you act like a ... well, there are other ways to say it: an idiot.
And here you are, so ... Red, panting and furious as a snake, while you strive to prove to the nth time that you can do it, nobody can afford to insinuate that you are not able to ...
Oh, I can not even look at you ... Damn my big mouth when he had the "brilliant" idea to challenge you to make this !
But look ... You're ridiculous!
Stop it, God!
face the facts!
... you'll never get that inflate condom, Jesus Christ!
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